"I now pronounce you husband and husband. you may smoke the obamacare-provided joint"
- The Future That You’ll Never Escape, Conservatives  (via coolator)

(Source: neptunain, via kagezukami)

fallenangelflonne:

aknowlee:

basedmountaindew:

kaldriss:

>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>god damn i love sandwiches

>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>god damn i cant stand dubbed anime

>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>god damn i hope my real teacher never comes back

>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>i’m 20,000 leagues under the fucking sea

(Source: grovyle, via chexualtension)

me: *tries to breathe*

kim kardashian hollywood app: you dont have enough energy to do that

radicalqueerbrownboy:

waterar:

what a polite child 

Awww

(Source: epic-vines, via potterandthewinchesters)

officialsharks:

if u ever purposefully hurt an animal in front of me i will punch u so fuckin fast ill break the fuckin sound barrier dont fuckin test me watch ur back pal

(via nintenyearold)